Hi!

It was early 2017, when we finally put our collective six feet (plus Ms. K’s 4) down and decided a WordPress site wasn’t worth all the effort pumped into maintaining its 2,234 plugins and updates and broken PHP files and other glitchy (beautiful) accoutrements. We went on a journey of CMS discovery—DuckDuckGo searches turning up horror stories, failed attempts at remembering database passwords, not being able to log in to email clients, the works. It was fun and then it wasn’t. We would exchange urls on Telegram group chats late into the night, keeping our eyes open in memories of coffees drunk a fortnight before.

You are on the the one page we did not want you to be on—you have found our page-not-found-page. If that isn’t meta enough for you we don’t know what is.

TL;DR: This is our new website. Which is to say many of the older links are broken and lead nowhere. Here is a link to our homepage. Here is how to reach us.